Wednesday, April 9, 2008

If I wrote a book...

I find it funny that if someone has an interesting idea, people tell them they need to write a book. Well, I find it annoying. 99.99% of the time no one writes a book. I ran into a guy last week who said, "I got so many stories, I could write a book!" I think his literature consists of Maxim Magazine. So for my anti-book idea, mine would be

I Don't Know What I am Doing, and I Don't Know How I Got Here.
A Guide to Life to Accidentally Find Your Genius
by The Actual Joey Himself.


For the most part of my life, I basically stumbled on my talents because things that I found interesting. One of the chapters would be titled, "Try Not to Try."
I think it will be a best seller.

2 comments:

Lacey Lichi said...

I agree! I'm laughing here. My anti book would be

The modern housewife photographer

How to find yourself while holding a screaming baby, chasing a naked 3 year old, answering the philosophical questions of your 5 year old, and cooking dinner

With a chapter entitled "Finding the inner quiet zone"

I would read your anti book! You crack me up.

The Actual Joey Himself said...

Yea, I have a funny outlook on life and I like to laugh.