George Bernard Shaw

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.

Imagination is the beginning of creation. You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will.

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.

Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the country and to mankind is to bring up a family.

The minority is sometimes right; the majority always wrong.

He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

-George Bernard Shaw, Nobel Prize winner in 1925.